worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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