It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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