I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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