Can Purell be used as lube?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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