Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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