1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
When are your genitals available?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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