that's an acceptable place to lick
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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