they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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