you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
MIDGETS
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The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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