Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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