Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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