it was like his penis was on wheels.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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