i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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