I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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