you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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