Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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