I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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