After last night, I could never be a politician.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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