Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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