HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
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