Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
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All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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