I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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