I cockslap morals
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
wow bdsm is so cute
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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