no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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