I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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