Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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