You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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