so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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