I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Woke up backwards on a recliner
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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