I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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