Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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