i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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