I feel like abortions should bother me more
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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