Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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