I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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