i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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