just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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