Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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