I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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