He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize