Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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