dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
do you believe in love at first sight?
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things