Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
well you can't waste a boner
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Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"