So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.