No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Slut skills are useful in every country.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian