This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.