Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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