brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes