Only a mothe r could love this liver
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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