there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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