I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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