I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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