He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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