she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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