wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Of course I have a pirate flag
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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