your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.