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Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.

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(203): Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess. http://tfl.nu/gcqa

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I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.

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(901): I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game. http://tfl.nu/7tak

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That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.

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(313): That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve. http://tfl.nu/vdk5

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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.

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(240): Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea. http://tfl.nu/4ze6

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(630): View more from Illinois

nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster

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(630): nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster http://tfl.nu/9e73

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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know

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(360): i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know http://tfl.nu/empv

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(630): View more from Illinois

hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?

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(630): hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night? http://tfl.nu/6bu9

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I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.

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(603): I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall. http://tfl.nu/67xg

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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.

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(989): private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen. http://tfl.nu/gtzt

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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..

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(419): "drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again.. http://tfl.nu/1sfp

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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.

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(219): I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell. http://tfl.nu/9drc

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If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina

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I told you those kegels would come in handy one day

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(303): If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina (401): I told you those kegels would come in handy one day http://tfl.nu/ed4f

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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement

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Dude you were ten when he graduated

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Wahoowaaaaaaa

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(434): I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement (1-434): Dude you were ten when he graduated (434): Wahoowaaaaaaa http://tfl.nu/vark

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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind

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(651): I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind http://tfl.nu/rbfo

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On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.

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Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.

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(717): On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities. (240): Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing. http://tfl.nu/nf7v

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