it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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