need another drink. this is the easiest way
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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