I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
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If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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