You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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