i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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